Circle Gs - I Have These On V

Carl the Flamingo once tried to market a portable record player that you could strap to your arm to play your favorite vinyl while you run. He called it a WINGMAN. (If you're an eagle-eyed hipster creeper you may have peeped the prototype once upon a time!!!) Carl insists that vinyl is the superior format for everything, which is why he designed these slick I Have These on Vinyl, Too sunnies. According to Carl, even these sound better on vinyl too.

• 1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
• 3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• 4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.